Posted by CED on 22:40 Dec 28
In Reply to: Do you ever feel useless? posted by DB in NJ
1. Watch court tv. Nothing like seeing someone on trial for adultery inspired murder to make you feel like you aren't really doing so bad after all.
2. Click through "before and after" mug shots of meth users. Yeah, I know I have some dental issues and bags under my eyes, but I certainly don't have THEIR problems.
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/photos/gallery.ssf?cgi-bin/view_gallery.cgi/olive/view_gallery.ata?g_id=2927
3. Take the tour of the "squalor survivors" house at squalorsurvivors website. Now THAT is a useless housekeeper. The dishes in my sink are not that bad.
http://www.squalorsurvivors.com/index.shtml
4. A friend of mine said she visited a strip club when she felt bad about her "history." She said that no matter how drunk and stupid one has acted there will always be a woman in there acting worse and you will look like an angel next to her.
5. Check out old copies Guiness Book of World Records, the ones that had all the unpolitically correct stuff in it before they ceased to publish certain factoids like, "wierdest thing ever eated" How USELESS is it to dedicate your life to eating bicycles and pine trees?
6. Watch fight clip videos at "Bullshido.net" Okay, these are great, because there are all these people out there that devout huge amounts of time to developing "chi power" and think they can shoot "energy blasts" out of their hands like Japanese anime characters. No, really. They are then challenged to a martial arts duel by people with experience. And then there are alluring titles such as "Hippie Protester Ninja Gets Tased by Police" give me a boost in self esteem.
I guess if I could have listed an even ten I could have a submission to David Letterman?